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Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
by SexySauce October 11, 2021
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Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
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Hip Pocket Listing

Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.
They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.
by Real Estate Word Smith June 2, 2015
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Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
by ïïï March 11, 2019
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down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.
Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time
by Derek October 29, 2003
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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Pocket Town Hustlers

Pocket town hustlers is an all male social club founded by a guy from Phoenix named Mario. They get together every weekend and have a massive butt sex orgy. Since Mario is the leader, he is in charge of swallowing everyone's load and takes much pleasure in doing so. They also participate in other events, such as glory hole Tuesday's, where they travel to local truck stops to find the best glory holes in Phoenix.
I wanted to join the pocket town hustlers, but I didn't suck enough dick
by Beats by Ray December 13, 2014
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