March 19

March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!

You: Hey Aiden fuck you

Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 18, 2021

March 9th

National Mila and Birgit friendship day

"Is that Mila and Birgit?? They are CRAZY and the best duo!!!!"
"Yeah.. it's their friendship day today!"
"Gosh this IS wild. I love March 9th now"

by Themasteratwork March 9, 2024

march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

3 March Zoe and Alma day

3 march is Alma and Zoe day were everyone has to have fun and try new things

Omg let’s celebrate 3 March Zoe and Alma day!

by That giurlllyyyy February 20, 2021

March 27th

Moan in your boy best friends ear day

"It's March 27th!" "What abt it?" *moans in his ear*

by Relatable.thingzzzzzzzz March 27, 2023

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

march 9

The day that legends land on earth with all the awesomeness and the greatest talents that they have.

Hurray, today is the march 9. We all can celebrate the date and be happy for the landing of the legends.

by The Realest Legend October 15, 2019