Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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Thunder Mud Plug

A device that blocks the outflow or inflow of overly saturated soil, dirt, earth, and other compost and natural earthen debris from entering or exiting a city sewer drain in low lying urban areas to prevent, take precaution against, or dull the devastating impact of flash flooding, which often occurs during torrential rainfall commonly accompanied by frequent lightning and thunder.
The fast thinking city workers immediately installed a neon glow in the dark unicorn tail thunder mud plug at the first sign of flash flooding.
by Fxxxyy May 21, 2025
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Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?
by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 29, 2021
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German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
by Luciepoo February 27, 2023
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Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust
by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
by Thedangler602 August 09, 2022
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Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.
Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.
by Dandy lop May 05, 2016
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