Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023

Monster

Someone who is generally very strong and scary with an intimidating aura, and features and seen generally someone who you wouldn't interact with

Man! that guy's a monster, he's huge.

by Shad0wb1ade March 24, 2023