mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

spaggati monster

its a monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN

by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by Big daddy franky boy September 19, 2021

sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet

"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"

by AnOcelot July 28, 2020

monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day

my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around

by Dave Crane February 23, 2009

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021