9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

16 january

The mayhem day Also known as mayheween the day where pelle ohlin was born

" today is 16 january the mayheween day "

by Ironicluciel May 25, 2022

Debty January

When you're broke or in debt in January, especially after making bad money decisions in December.

After a detty December, the family now has to experience a debty January.

by Tryyah December 20, 2022

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023