A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.
Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019

by Greg berry January 7, 2023

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"
Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"
by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

by Lardext May 29, 2020

Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.
by Mushu.someone November 18, 2019

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality
by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020
