CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.
by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.
by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.
Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N
Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19
Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N
Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19
Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!
by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023
