The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016
Get the alabama pocket dial mug.When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.
by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018
Get the Ulladulla Snot Pocket mug.A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Hot Pocket mug.When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
by SexySauce October 11, 2021
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Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021
Get the Devil’s Hot Pocket mug.by ïïï March 11, 2019
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by Caramelo October 4, 2018
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