Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).

Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"

by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019

Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

Horse

There In the back.

Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.

Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*

by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019

Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.

Horses go neigh

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

Horse-person

A person who does horses

That sket is a horse-person

by SheepShaga August 22, 2019

Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

by Matt sherl September 1, 2019

Horse

An animal genetically created by taking DNA from a cow and DNA from a donkey.

That animal is such a horse.

by HorsesAreGeneticallyCreated September 24, 2019