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magnet head

An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.

Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!

Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
magnet head by prunly November 10, 2009
Related Words

Steel Head 

The compacted fecal matter which is the first to pass before the softer normal fecal matter

This can be caused by holding onto the poo for longer then you should. Cuasing the colon muscles to compress the fecal matter. Squeezing water and pushing it backwards back up towards the intestine.

Fecal matter after the initial steel head can be more runnier (softer) then usual.

Although it has happened for no reason at all. Its more commonly caused by holding on for to long or not enough water intake
"Hey man, why the sour look on your face?"
"Just had this massive steel head.."

"Allan had a huge steel head this morning, poor bloke"
Steel Head by ausjohn December 15, 2009

Freezing Head 

The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.
Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.

Creole Head

(n) - an African American head which is slender and has a predominant jaw line that sticks out at least 2 inches further than the white folks.
That nigger over there, with the big face, has a creole head.
Creole Head by Br. Clayton Bigsby December 1, 2010

cap head 

Those rich suburban fuckers who like to look chill, relaxed, and nostalgic for their useless east coast baseball team by wearing a $120 cap.
"That rich fuck thinks he's keeping it real, wearing those saggy shorts and designer t-shirt. Typical cap head."
cap head by Gladeye November 17, 2013

Dunder Head 

Someone that is dumb or stupid
Dude this Dunder headed bitch fucked my order up again!!!
Dunder Head by Flipflop74 August 19, 2016