Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

sandwich fucker

A man, commonly named Logan, who fucks sandwiches

Hi Logan do you fuck sandwiches? Yeah, I'm a sandwich fucker.

by John Glance November 1, 2025

Mother Fucker

Anything that goes on for too long

1. That mother fucker still owes me money.

2. This party is boring as a mother fucker.

by sinkking December 22, 2024

truck fucker

when you're so horny that you will proceed to stick your dick into the exhaust pipe of a semi truck and burn your ramen noodle

my friend was converted into a truck fucker after he got into a truck accident.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.

1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!

by Α May 18, 2023

ring fucker

“The act of having sexual actions/contact with someone’s spouse/partner”.

James: “Hunter is a Ring Fucker”.
Micaiah: “What did he do”?
James. “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 3 years”

by Amos/Jjquillen13 August 2, 2020

The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022