Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you
I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends
by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021
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by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
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Did you hear the White House is calling certain videos 'Cheap Fake' videos now? Like when Joe crashed his bike, fell down the stairs, and had his hand held by Barack Obama.
by SpankyBawl June 19, 2024
Get the Cheap Fake mug.The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
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Get the Fake Ho mug.A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)
When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.
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