The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.
by whitecreek February 11, 2022
Get the Ethan mug.an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".
When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
by whatadroner February 12, 2022
Get the ethan mug.Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
by Fandom Ke February 12, 2022
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Get the Ethan Hotaling mug.Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.
by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022
Get the Ethan Hotaling mug.A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
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