ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers
by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018

ethan ugly asf
by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019

A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

by MetalSonicxAmy December 23, 2022

ethans are terrible humans who will make u want to jump In front of a train they are deffintley going to hell they are liars and manipulators and thwy domt care about anyone but there self
by dictionary duck October 10, 2023

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
