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Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
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Urban dictionary fanfic

Basically what "lolo legs" wrote for the definition of "cum".
Why are there so many urban dictionary fanfics on this website????
Urban dictionary fanfic by aest August 8, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

the only dictionary that allows f*cking corrupted definitions
Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."

Urkicked Dictionary 

urban dictionary but you're kicked...
Person 1: Why did you sign out?!
Person 2: I got Urkicked Dictionary
Urkicked Dictionary by Iampotato9749 September 11, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Game

The Urban Dictionary Game

A game played by 2 or more players, usually at sleepovers. The game is best with more players and players of both sexes.

Friends will search one of their names on the Urban Dictionary and then using the first page of results only, the other people will choose the best description that best describes their friend. The person being searched does not have a say in the definition chosen.

In the event of no definition being accurate or there not being a definition altogether the friends will write a description which must include at least one reference to anticipated sexual performance.
James, Rebecca, Jessie, Ben, Greg, Lucy and Jasmine are playing the Urban Dictionary Game

They search 'Ben' and they might choose that 'the awesomeist' is the best description. Ben has no say in the description chosen

They will then lookup Rebecca and decide that

'sexy, beautiful, good at making out, fun, hyper, first love'

is the best description. Rebecca has no say in the description chosen.

For Jasmine the friends might decide no description is accurate and write one themselves.

Children's Dictionary 

A dictionary that doesn't have sad word or complicated words in it.
I don't like the mean words in my dictionary, let's use a Children's Dictionary.

quick urban dictionary 

rushing onto your computer to quickly make a urban dictionary definition