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Christian

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Christian

A guy who is tired for looking his name up only to see religious things. He is typically fine in some aspects, but can also be bad at certain stuff. People named Christian are usually the people who you would want and at the same time, not want to be with all the time.
Oh great… Here comes Christian…
by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022
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Christian

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian
by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020
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A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024
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