Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug. when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks
by sammache August 31, 2025
Get the Mississippi rope burnmug. The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
Get the burning anvilmug. The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008
Get the Anus Burnmug. Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
by Becca 79 November 20, 2020
Get the burnside burnmug. there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
by @tjisn‘tmyname September 8, 2023
Get the moon burnmug. an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..
annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.
by i'm so glad i'm not a freshman anymore June 18, 2006
Get the burn squad!mug.