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Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.
Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱
by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020
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APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food
"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.
by Bella hjr August 11, 2020
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Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died
by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020
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snazzy apples

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!
by paper the air January 16, 2015
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Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021
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