turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing

Turtle is the second best character in wings of fire there is not argument

by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021

Turtle

a reptile

you have a pet turtle

by milo&benji March 9, 2020

Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.

Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

turtles

i like turtles

turtles are pog

by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022