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Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.
Jacob is just lit 🔥
by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020
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Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
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Jacob

Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
by Rooney6969 October 7, 2020
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Jacob bode

A stud
A big dick

Gets alot of pussy

Likes girls

Konners a fag
Jacob bode is cool
Jacob bode has a big dick
by Jacob bode November 26, 2017
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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.
Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee
by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
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