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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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Beat back barbie

Beat back barbie is a real worn out tore back looking valley girl or rich girl. She used to be cute and should look 21 but after some time drinking and doing drugs she looking about 45.
Girl look at that hot mess over there! she looking all beat back barbie and shit....🤣

What happened to Stephanie ? She has got to be hittin that foil or something she’s looking all beat back barbie these days.

Is that a hooker over there on the corner ? Nah , that’s beat back barbie yo! You know scalliwag staceys big sister....!
by WeBee Is the handle January 11, 2022
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dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.
The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man
by 459395 February 18, 2023
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Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.
Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!
by Ty7777 April 19, 2010
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Papa beat 69

Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies
Oh man he gets hella cougars, he must be a papa beat 69.
by Wack my sack 69 March 13, 2019
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Beat

Much like "vibe" but only cooler, sophisticated, hip people say it.
Eyy Emily, nice chapstick, it's definitely on beat.

Carson, your heelys are the beat
by CrownLady December 9, 2019
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we beat

Engagaged in sexual intercoruse
"Yeah me and your girl we beat "
by Queenmoob September 10, 2018
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