Fish in a Bear Suit

Originally taken from an episode of the now off-air childrens cartoon, Invader Zim, this phrase can be made into a very disgusting description. A fish in a bear suit is a disgusting hairy vagina.

I went to go down her but that bitch had a fish in a bear suit between her legs. Like damn!

by CeeJayMec February 25, 2010

Sweet as Bear Meat

Basically the term can be used as a filler for a dude that isn’t clear or upfront about his sexual orientation i.e. DJ Mister Cee!

Q: Say Jahmal I don’t know about Antoine do you think he’s?

A: Sweet (pause) Sweet as Bear Meat!!!

by ML74 April 07, 2011

Bear Claw

Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".

Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?

Yeah, even the waiter.

by Goldgoatturd February 21, 2009

big bear mountain

The most prominent, diversified, and outstanding ski resort in southern California (located in the city of BIG BEAR).

By far the SICKEST place to shred for boarders on the west coast, hands down, without a doubt...

Best known for their 55ft-99ft "GAMBLER" jumps, SUPERPIPE, and an abundant amount of rails, jibs, jumps, etc.

"After riding the freshie pow pow at big bear mountain, I was overdoesed by how many rails and jumps I could it all at once!!!!" -*has minor orgasm from excitment

by ( a m February 28, 2009

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 12, 2005

Big Gay Bear

A homosexual man who is hairy. He looks "butch" but when he talks, purses fly out of his mouth.

Oh Mary! Look at that Big Gay Bear that just walked in the door. Nice pooper cushion on that hunk!

by woofmary January 30, 2005

Russian Bear Trap

you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)

Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap

by Krabz420 December 22, 2010