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Fake honesty

"Fake honesty" is a way of answering a question honestly and politely but not necessarily answering the question.
Person A: Does this dress make me look fat?

Person B: It makes you look sparkly.

Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.
by Skater G October 17, 2023
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Fake News

A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
These reports about the lekker documents are fake news
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
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Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
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Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....
Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!
by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023
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Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you
Bianca is your fake friend.
by Not2faced January 23, 2017
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faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024
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Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
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