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Country Bum Fuck

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022
mugGet the Country Bum Fuckmug.

omg what the fuck

oh my God what the fuck is when you get so fucking confused you COMPLETELY lose ou fucking mind!
1: entry Bebe rv DB f WCW cc'ed savesc 2: omg what the fuck
by rainbowJFS March 5, 2021
mugGet the omg what the fuckmug.

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023
mugGet the monkey fuckmug.

giving a fuck

“Giving a fuck”

Say someone is talking to you and you really don’t care what they talkin about. all you have to say is; “I don’t give a fuck.”
by dtbtinkk_ September 7, 2022
mugGet the giving a fuckmug.

jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......
Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
mugGet the jesus fucking christmug.

Alligator fuck house

Someone who wants to have a really good time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!
by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022
mugGet the Alligator fuck housemug.

shut the fuck up

a trap used in conversations
girl: ur dumb
guy: shut the fuck up
girl: i know that’s a trap
by fruitstar! June 16, 2022
mugGet the shut the fuck upmug.

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