on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022

by Datz10 February 17, 2020

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Rudely telling someone to get the fuck away from you because they're pissing you off.
flipping someone off with words.
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flipping someone off with words.
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Linzey: *stealing a pack of gum bc the cashier didnt see it on the counter *
Karen: Did you pay for that?
Linzey: Fuck off
Karen: Did you pay for that?
Linzey: Fuck off
by i love trent April 2, 2022

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

This is the name of the sports franchise that Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway invented in March of 2024 on their podcast. Although it started as a joke they were funded by Mark Cuban to build a new tier 2 world soccer team called the Mendacious Fucks. My name is an inside joke because Scott uses that handle to insult people with a big word that they don't understand. He's basically calling people liars which is kind of a fun name for an international soccer sports franchise.
Scott laid out the challenge. He was going to take on wrexham he was going to create a billion dollar Enterprise with his partner Kara all in sports by not caring about sports at all. He was the king of the Mendacious Fucks and they were playing all attack football and selling a lot of merch.
by robtyrie March 29, 2024

by Sleepy joe 991 January 18, 2021
