fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk

please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex

by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018

Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition:
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.

2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.

3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.

4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

“Is that your box of… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024

phat as fuck

phat as fuck a positive description for a person, place or object.

Guy 1: Hey man what do you think of my new car?
Guy 2: Bro its phat as fuck

by Straightupnothavingagoodtime June 5, 2019

Fuck tart

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.

As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.

by W00kieec00mer April 5, 2022

Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?

Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

by YakisobaRage May 2, 2020

V-Fucking

Virtual Fucking; the act of having sexual intercourse whilst in virtual reality. V-Fucking can be done with two partners in the same room wearing VR headsets, however, both members of the act may be simply V-Fucking online (this is most common in popular game VRchat).

Randy: You don't have a girlfriend, why do I keep hearing you grunting in the other room?
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!

by WorstWordist February 27, 2022

irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 9, 2017