National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020

fuck buckles

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.

Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.

by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020

Sneak Fucked

When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the words “Surprise Butt Sex”.

Girl - Holy crap Liz, Mike just sneak fucked me.

by the nig thumper September 30, 2011

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES

What the fuck is an ellipsis? An ellipsis is a punctuation mark of three dots (. . .) that shows an omission of words, represents a pause, or suggests there's something left unsaid.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES...oh its those three little dots"

by Charlie Chadwick February 20, 2023

Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.

Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."

by Third World Sam December 19, 2024

Fucking slutty

When your friend looks ugly sounds ugly and is short and small

Caitlin is fucking slutty

by Fagato April 9, 2021

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 2, 2025