yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.

yo mama

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"

by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017

yo mama

Slang for "Your Mother" and used in jokes by kids and teens.

Yo mama fat.

by Kir229 January 21, 2022

cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010

yo fone linging

your fone is linging. cmon dude pick up the fone . PICK IT UP DUDE! YOUR FONE IS LINGING

*timmy’s phone rings*

Johnny: “PICK UP YO FONE YO FONE LINGING.”

by Seagull Wearing A Potato September 13, 2025

Yo momma

Something somebody says after fucking your mom

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”

by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023