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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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Wanked

1. hitting or getting hit by something
2. another word for using that good ole hand of yours
1. Jim: "woah I think I just got wanked by something"
John: "oh man did it hurt"
Jim: "nah wasn't too wanky"
2. Alvin: "hey what did you do yesterday"
Jason: "oh I just wanked off most the night"
Alvin: "oh same"
by dontgetwanked May 30, 2017
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Complicated Wank

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!
by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021
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tranq wank

The “Tranq (short for tranquilliser) Wank”.

The wank you execute to help yourself fall asleep at night. More functional than enjoyable!
Am shattered but with so much on my mind, I’m worried I may not drop off…. Definitely going to have a quick fire tranq wank
by Beggzie007 January 31, 2024
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Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.
by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016
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wank stick

by GODDAMMIT113 January 14, 2020
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