by Bright&All October 22, 2020
Get the Turtle mug.An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
Get the turtle mug.Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
Get the Sliding Turtle mug.by willy scott June 1, 2021
Get the kiss that turtle ass mug.When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
Get the Funny Turtle mug.Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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