Nerd

To spoil the joke with "Umm actually". While the information you are providing may be true, other people might already know it and they would be mad at you if you ruin the fun.

Dave: Why are there homeless people? Just buy a house lol
John: Can I nerd?
Dave: Yeah you can
John: Actually they are too poor to buy a house

by Koro6einik May 5, 2024

bug nerd

Obsession / love for finding bugs, identifying them, learning about them, drawing them, and being overall interested in them.

“You’re a bug nerd!”

by BugN3rd July 6, 2022

Nerd Ragin

When virgin faggots (the 208 clan) like to be trollin on xbox live and never get pussy. and get ass fucked because their dads have boundary issues.

Man 1: man that 208 clan is nerd ragin.

Man 2: yeah i know they havent got pussy their cat died.

by jayhypnosway August 20, 2010

nerd

a nerd is someone who stays in their class while passing period, lunch or after school and jerks off. they usually like to cum on their teachers face and make them give head, now I've been in a situation like this. another term for nerd is queef. also, nerds like to go in the bathrooms, spin around while peeing and while doing this is the girls bathroom. now if you have this happen to you call the life line 002

Gabby!! Zay is a nerd ahh!!

by Qu33f_Eater22 October 8, 2022

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010

coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy

Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?

by Areithy November 7, 2021