Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Potato

A potato is a word that can be use to describes once appearances.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019

potato

a cat.

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022

No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018

Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 10, 2018