Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024

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Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

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When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

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Golden Dome

It is getting dome (head) in the 69 position as the bottom, while the top, showers you in gold (urine).

Lots of people say it is the most beautiful dome, the best dome, the most expensive dome.

Donald Trump only gets Golden Dome and recommends it to all Canadians for the low low price of becoming the 51st state.

by Jermaine R May 28, 2025

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Golden Tunnel

When you piss in someone’s asshole

I need to piss, time to give Makayla a golden tunnel

by DaddyDirk November 30, 2024

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Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.

"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"

by h0pper March 15, 2022

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