Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023

Snow Dojo

(1) A racially mixed person whose parents or ancestors were white and Far East Asian especially (Chinese Central Asian Hawaiian or Filipino) who look fully white or can pass as a white person "Snow" Being reference to the person's very pale skin and European features "Dojo" being reference to their East Asian DNA trying to fight off there European DNA genes and failing.

(2) A white person who learns

Far East Asians fighting's techniques predominantly kung fu and karate

(3) A white male in the military who is stationed in a Far East Asian country like (Indonesia Singapore the Philippines etc.) Who falls in love with a Asian woman and brings her to America

I saw Devon Aoki's in 2 Fast 2 Furious and she look nothing like her Asian father she's a Snow Dojo

The Karate Kid was a classic snow Dojo movie

The reason why Asian women automotives likely persons to marry outside of their race is because of the snow Dojo in the military who fall in love with them

by EmJayee October 2, 2017

Alsakian Snow rider

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.

That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider

by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

snow-verreacting

(V): to overreact or respond more strongly to the news of snow in the forecast than is actually necessary. This is usually followed by a trip to the grocery store to stock up on milk, bread and toilet paper.

From the looks of my Facebook newsfeed we're either having a massive snowstorm or people are seriously snow-verreacting.

by Blonde sugar January 20, 2014

Snow Globing

If or when you have the unfortunate luck to live in the Northern states or climates, and it snows so hard you cant see 10 feet in front in front of your car, or out the window.

Hal: " Carl... why did it take you so long to get home tonight??"
Carl: " man, it was Snow Globing so bad I couldn't even find the car when I got out of WalMart"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

Pennsylvania Snow Plow

The act of stuffing your partner's anal cavity with copious amounts of cocaine while fucking their ass then you take your shitty coke covered dick and throat fuck her to cumpletion.

I know you enjoy giving your girl the Pennsylvania Snow Plow, but did you have to use all the cocaine?

by CHETvonCHETSKI February 20, 2023