Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.

In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math

by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022

Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.

Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !

by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022

on smoke

when someone is angry or potentially rude

"omg sasha has been on smoke recently , have you heard what she's been saying !"

by on smoke April 11, 2025

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

smoking dat brenda pack

it's just a joke for when u see brenda and u say this to see if she'll cry or sum.

*omm we smoking dat brenda pack*

by Ohtheyfearu February 18, 2022

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by Skeezer May 16, 2019