by oracle March 13, 2004
when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you shit your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while shitting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you shit long enough you asshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins.
the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me....
the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me....
example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually shit. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts.
its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.
to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.
it happens to everyone once in a while
its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.
to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.
it happens to everyone once in a while
by Usmik674 February 10, 2009
A corruption of the term "shipload" of antiquity, as described the massive cargoes brought into harbor by sea-faring ships. Through association to the perjorative "shit" (itself a corruption of "shite"), the terms "fuck load", "ass load", and "butt load" were all created, the user, unaware of the origins of the term, substituting one curse word interchangeably for another. Over time, the second half of the expression also came to be substituted, most often in cases where "ton" was inserted for "load", whilst still maintaining the previously-replaced derisories as variations of the newly-coined phrase.
In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")
In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")
by Sidgar July 09, 2013
1)A Brownish/Blackish and or Redish mark that is found in a towlet or human being's under shorts or panties. Found around the area of the anus.
2)A person that is a total fuck up and totally useless.
Like definitions may be found with Dumdass, Skidmark, Shit For Brains, Stupidass, Jerkoff, Spinout or Speed Racer.
2)A person that is a total fuck up and totally useless.
Like definitions may be found with Dumdass, Skidmark, Shit For Brains, Stupidass, Jerkoff, Spinout or Speed Racer.
I was taking a leak in Tommy's badroom, then I saw his Dad's boxers on the floor. There was bloody "shit stain" in them. It looked like he wiped up the floor with them after a blod bath.
Tommy and his Dad are both fucking "shit stains".
Tommy and his Dad are both fucking "shit stains".
by JLOH December 16, 2004
someone who has no life, most likely ugly as fuck, and think that gossiping behind other's backs makes them superior, when in reality, it makes that person look like a bitch! The funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit!
by TKM213 January 28, 2011
Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.
by Annaisjesus November 13, 2007
hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
by Kajoe September 07, 2006