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inverse donkey punch

while getting a blow job,,, you punch the girl in the face,,, then blow your load in her face,,, and say bet you didnt see that cumin did ya.
yeah my girlfriend pissed me off last weekend so i gave her the inverse donkey punch now she has a black eye and a sore throat. That will teach her to be a fucking slut.
by the progenitor June 8, 2010
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Kentucky Goat Punch

When you are in the prosses of fucking a chick so hard she whales like a goat and begs for more chinken baby
I was kentucky goat punching Jessica when my neighbors told me to shut up my pet goat and stop stealing their chinken.
by Eliot Anderson October 7, 2009
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Drunk-Punch Love

When your ex or existing partner is obviously in love with somebody new and tries to hide or deny it... But it's obvious to everyone.
Like a drunk denying that they're even intoxicated,Gina was not aware of the long distance sparkle in her eyes..or who she was really in-love with,but it was as obvious as a Drunk-Punch Love in the face to everyone else.
by Fungal Socrateas September 9, 2021
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Fruit punch style

Making VERY sweet and wet love. At the beginning you try to ue fruit punch in someway. Normally as a invite
Oh, lookI left some fruit punch out. *Wink, wink.*

Sorry, beer I'm only going Fruit punch style now
by Ume the mini poodle August 11, 2008
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Terd in the punch bowl

This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.
Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.
by directly at the sun April 13, 2010
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Punch Your Crush Day

Punch Your Crush Day- It speaks for itself..
by Payt0n_x November 8, 2019
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Punch my hole drunk

Regardless if you are drunk or not, your 'hole' will feel drunk.
To be anal or vaginally fisted into a orgasmic "drunk" euphoria.
*After an intense anal fisting between 'Roger' and 'Allen'*
Roger: "Wow that was insane!!

Allen: "You really punched my hole drunk!"
Or
"Hey do you want to punch my hole drunk!?"
"Of course, how could I say no??"
by Big Daddy Crenshaw November 12, 2019
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