The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.

I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.

by Shugunou February 28, 2023

Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.

Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.

by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

When urban dictionary rights rules

Person 1: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Person 2: what the fuc-

by I need e kittens March 16, 2023

Personal Ragnar

The friend that is always there for you when you're feeling down

Me: I'm tired of everything :(
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar

by We're not doing "get help" March 20, 2023

Cool Person

Not You, your ex's boyfreind/girlfreind or the Person you can't talk to because you're not cool enough.

Person 1: "Am I a cool person?"

Person 2: "Dude, we're in the middle of an exam."

Person 1: "wdym?"

Person 2: "wdym, wdym?"

Person 1: "-_-"*slowly looses consciousness and dies*

by Phinms March 22, 2023