A two faced scum. Who only cares about people that he likes and shits on all others. Someone who is extremely sneaky and makes you hate him the moment you meet him.
by Tired and broken July 28, 2021
Get the Paul E.mug. Lets keep this short and sharp shall we? This paul mallu poofta is a black guy with the whitest names, one of the biggest benchods i have ever seen
by niharika ;) November 30, 2021
Get the Paulmug. by UrM0MG4Y April 20, 2019
Get the Logan Paulmug. Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
by Unicake February 6, 2019
Get the Paulmug. Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
Get the he didn't actually pay Paul, thoughmug. Well, where do I even begin? Take care and time with Paul, he is a warm individual once you get to know him. He can be very sweet and deep. He's not afraid to ask questions and understands the importance of making people feel as comfortable as possible, as he doesn't like to make assumptions; he doesn't really believe in them. Paul wants to be understood and also makes an effort to understand what makes you the way you are and I assure you; through his sarcastic remarks, laughter, dark humour, ability to make you feel better, advice he gives you, it can/will be one of the easiest and most unimaginably amazing relationships you'll ever have. Take it slow with him, but not too slow. Unravel his story. Things will come naturally if it's meant to be. Push Paul, make him realise his true potential. He will equally do the same for you. Guide Paul, aid him in his decision making. He will try to help you decode your troubles also. Nurture Paul, we all go through tough times but, my Paul has gone through a lot therefore, remind your Paul; whatever predicament he may have gone through or be in, that it's all okay and that things can/will only get better. He will soothe any wounds you have, regardless of their complexity...
by _kitty August 2, 2021
Get the Paulmug. by John-paaaaul November 29, 2019
Get the Jean-paulmug.