muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.

Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.

by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett June 8, 2018