Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

light mask

The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.

Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.

by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020

Blue lighting

Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!

Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Cream Lighting

The day after your girl discharges all over your bedsheets and you take a Snapchat with the flash on to show the boys.

Bro we just got a cream lighting snap from Zak. That dude needs to wash his sheets.

by LordQuisiModo January 29, 2021

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

gas lighting

Gas lighting is the act of lying to someone repetitivly to make that person start questioning reality. Contrary to popular belief it's spelled gas lighting and not gaslighting. It was always spelled gas lighting. It's spelled gas lighting and it will always be like that. That's not an opinion, that's just a fact. If you believe it is spelled gaslighting you might wanna sit down and think about it for a bit. Its okay to sometimes have wrong memories. It happens to the best of us. remembering something that isn't real is also called the mandela effect. It might be the reason you believe its spelled gaslighting but it's actually gas lighting. There's no shame in admitting that you are wrong. Just think about it for a bit. Would it make sense to put these two words together? Why would there be no space between two different words? Like do you write: "I need to cookfoodtoday" or "I need to cook food today". Obviously the latter one. If you keep believing its written gaslighting then there really might be something wrong with you. You might wanna see a doctor or something.

Two people texting.

Hey my new friend is constantly lying to me. I think he is gaslighting me.

Dude it's spelled gas lighting not gaslighting. It was always gas lighting. From the moment language was invented gas lighting was spelled with a space in between.

What? I always thought it's gaslighting.

Yeah Nah, you need to see a doctor asap. I called the police on you for your own safety. Get well soon.

by SKYNET853 June 7, 2024