shit like a mink

A saying coined and used exclusively by the late Anthony Bourdain, assumed to be a euphemism for diarrhea onset by hot and spicy food.

“This curry is going to make me shit like a mink later.”

by A/UM/E May 17, 2023

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010

Eating Like A G

Eating as though one is 21 Savage or is a master eater

Bro, my boi made some cookies and I started eating like a G.

by bman5699 February 9, 2018

fuck like a lesbian

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.

Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."

by blizzardbell March 9, 2017

smell like street

A sudden drop in cleanliness or hygiene; usually only temporary

Man, that bastard drove through a puddle and splashed me. Now I smell like street!

by urban-dictionizer March 2, 2015

hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016

make like blondie

To call someone, a reference to the 1980 song “Call Me” by the band blondie

Person 1: Hey you wanna talk later tonight?
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.

by Hollywood_Cole67 July 3, 2018