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hi

the worst greeting used for someone (very racial and should never be used against someone)
john: hi cena
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.

I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.

So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
by morganabutty August 29, 2025
mugGet the himug.

HI

“Hi” is a slang used for homosexual intentions
Hi Jacob Hi John *gets in bed
by Bobby wobbly March 20, 2022
mugGet the HImug.

Doo hi

Hey man, let's go get a doo hi
by Wookery January 17, 2017
mugGet the Doo himug.

Hi

If one says hi they usually mean: I’m a raging racist with a tiny dick
Hi how’s it going? Fuck off dave!
by ActualDefinitions😩 September 10, 2022
mugGet the Himug.

Hi

to greet my boi(′▽`〃)
by hi chub\ January 10, 2022
mugGet the Himug.

Hi

Hi is a form of greeting someone with just a short word, hi.
Jake:Hi Jessica.

Jessica:Hi Jake
by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020
mugGet the Himug.

hi

when you're trying to be formal and seductive at the same time so you keep it casual
shit im gonna get a boner, hi
by yoloamericans January 25, 2019
mugGet the himug.

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