Sorry I have llagas

A sentence used to decline a sexual offer.

Person1: You can call me whenever you want.
Person2: Sorry I have llagas have a nice day.

by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 24, 2023

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

are we gonna have a problem

It is a line from Heathers the musical

Are we gonna have a problem veronica?

by LittleFalcon May 13, 2024

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025