Ghetto

Damn see that Cadillac, that’s ghetto.
by ——4— January 2, 2022
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Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)
Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet
by _cpek December 8, 2017
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Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.
If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?
by Ceedeath October 6, 2023
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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
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Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean
Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.
by Thepsychone October 31, 2022
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ghetto

ghetto is a word to describe a very black person thing to do or say like how putting a tv on the arm rest of a couch because you dont want to buy a table or maybe more rather what a poor person dose like how when i say poor persons

house you imagane an old run down dirty house that house would be considered ghetto or it could be somthing stupid because they cant afford to accualy do it the right way like if somone walks in a store without a mask ps this was writen during the pandemic of COVID19 so instead of buying a mask they would problobly hold a towel over there face
man 1: lets go to walmart man 2:ok sure but lets go to the one on page rd the other one is super ghetto
by crw187 October 26, 2020
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Ghetto Delicious

its so simple with little ingredients, but its genius-ly delicious.
"Whats in that?"
"water and kool aid."
"wow, thats ghetto delicious!"
by onfuckinurbandicdude July 9, 2011
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