Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing
by Daaaasee April 15, 2020

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 4, 2022

Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021

Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022

by Beanboybigboobs August 29, 2021

Ethan a complete Chad, This absolute Unit of a man will take every moment to assert his dominance upon you. For example you think you're Ethan's good friend Until you and your friend get into an argument and then Ethan comes in and roast you, You say Nothing because you thought he was on your side. All Ethans have at least a 6.7 inch cock this give them the alpha mentality
by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeee November 25, 2021
