swamp donkey rules 

1. a way of life, being Self-destructive, going into every thing blindly like a big dumb moose, without looking into or being prepared physically or mentally

if you blindly run across a high-way with out looking some hondas going to run you over. you should stop living life by swamp donkey rules

swamp donkey rules by 4nhilux April 14, 2009

acting a donkey 

shaking sticking and moving tryin' to get u and dat monkey

Wow, its mad easy to get dat whores monkey while acting a donkey!

acting a donkey by Mrs. Succubus August 18, 2006

swamp donkey 

a swamp donkey is like a swamp pig or a bush pig
basically its a white trailor trash scrubber who doesnt wash and has a smelly cunt
a girl u wouldnt fuck with a baseball bat

ghurl ur a swamp donkey u nasty!!!

swamp donkey by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!! 

A cheer that can be used in any multiplayer videogame, esp. Halo 2, especially used while "storming" and enemy base, or after a difficult accomplishment.

"Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher, CHAAAAARGE!!!"
"Killtacular! Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!"

Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!! by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 6, 2005

Coked Out my Donkey 

It means that you have snorted or eaten large amounts of painkillers (such as oxycodone, morphine,heroin) and a large amount of cocaine resulting in a very euphoric (stoned or high feeling) which is comparable to an intense orgasm lasting for over an hour.

Coked= (cocaine + oxycontin)
Donkey= (Your Mind)

-"Dude after i snorted those oxy's and coke last night i was coked out my donkey!"

" *rails crushed oxy and coke mixed together (aka the speedball)*

Im fuckin coked out my donkey right now"

"Lets get coked out of our donkeys tonight,"

Coked Out my Donkey by tmoeboop November 13, 2012

Fuck A Donkey 

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

Fuck A Donkey by tattoodi December 15, 2012

Swamp Donkey 

A sexy bitch, usually named Ariel, that likes to make her promiscuity known to men...

Ariel gave him a blow job at the bar before she got kicked out. She's such a swamp donkey.

Swamp Donkey by Ditch Pig February 9, 2010