First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

co-third-cousin-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

step-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's husband.

My step-co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Southern Poverty Law Center

Civil rights organization that collects information about hate groups. SPLC-affiliated lawyers also file lawsuits to enforce the constitutional rights of Americans who are denied them by the authorities.

As the name implies, beneficiaries of the SPLC include people who are poor, and require legal protection from either racist violence or abusive, indifferent agents of the state.

Bernard Monroe Sr., an elderly black man, was shot to death on his front porch by a white police officer who had entered his house in Homer, La., without apparent justification or a warrant. The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) filed a wrongful death lawsuit that alleged two white officers created a volatile situation when they entered Monroe's property during a gathering of his family and friends on Feb. 20, 2009.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

In an MMO, the refusal on the part of the cleric/healer to heal someone that consistently screws up.

Also see: Law of Meatshield Apathy, and Law of Crowd Control Apathy.

The warlock that kept breaking CC became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy.

The rogue that only cared about his dps, and continually grabbed aggro from the tank became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

by Nzoe February 22, 2011