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Brown Smar 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.
"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."

"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
Brown Smar by Steve Bright October 20, 2003
Related Words

brown boot 

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"
brown boot by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Brown Winger

Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals.
"He brown winged me last night."
"Do you think he's a brown winger?"
Brown Winger by Xose Cruz November 10, 2008

Brown Maiden 

One who receives a Dirty Sanchez.
...after The Nub gave that octogenarian a Dirty Sanchez, she was forever known as Brown Maiden.
Brown Maiden by punkyQB February 7, 2007

Brown Tunnel FLood 

When A guy fucks a girl in the ass and instead of cumming you pee in her butt
Dylan tryed to do a brown tunnel flood but mr. condon caught him befor he did

BROWN NOSE FOCUS 

WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM
WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.
BROWN NOSE FOCUS by MEPE11 September 10, 2009